HEY!

I am going to be (for Educational Reasons I’m actually super stoked about) in IOWA CITY for two months this summer.

Does anyone know anything about stripping, massaging, or domme-ing in the area? From one sex-worker to another, help a sister out!

Hos Before Bros! Madrid’s escorts are on strike; refusing services to bankers!

Madrid’s high-class escorts have found a way to regulate the Spanish banking sector. The ladies want to have their say in the economy by withholding sexual pleasures from bank employees.

The largest trade association for luxury escorts in the Spanish capital has gone on a general and indefinite strike on sexual services for bankers until they go back to providing credits to Spanish families, small- and medium-size enterprises and companies.

It all started with one of the ladies who forced one of her clients to grant a line credit and a loan simply by halting her sexual services until he “fulfills his responsibility to society.”

The trade association’s spokeswoman praised their success by stressing the government and the Bank of Spain have previously failed to adjust the credit flow.

“We are the only ones with a real ability to pressure the sector,” she stated. “We have been on strike for three days now and we don’t think they can withstand much more.”

She has revealed that bankers have made some pitiful attempts to use their services by pretending to be engineers or architects.

“But they don’t fool anyone since it has been many years since these professionals could afford rates that start from 300 euro an hour,” she continued.

The bankers reportedly became so desperate that they even decided to call in the government for mediation.

The Mexican website SDPnoticias.com, which initially published the story, cites the Minister of Economy and Competitiveness as admitting that the lack of legislation regulating the escort sector makes it very difficult for the government to intercede in the conflict.

“In fact, there has not even been a formal communication of the strike — the escorts are making use of their right of admission or denying entry to…well, you know. So no one can negotiate,” he was quoted as saying.

(Source: rt.com)

My sex-work specialty is ass play, usually strap-on but often fingering, fisting, and prostate milking are all on the menu. This usually means that once the guy has had enough in his ass and is ready to come (some can accomplish this while being fucked, some not), I need to climb off the table and try to take my strap-on off without getting any of the ass-juice on me. It is unglamorous, it is decidedly not sexy, but fuck you dude, deal with it. It’s you who didn’t come in with a ‘clean ass’ (and the ones who say they have almost never are). So  yeah, midsession you’re just going to have to deal with me gingerly unlocking my harness, rolling the condom off my piece, and then rolling the gloves inside-out and putting it all in the garbage where it will hopefully never touch a human being ever again.
Also, I will put a towel under you for strap-on play and a towel around you for a golden shower. You think you’re gonna lick it all up? You’re not. And that floor is carpet. I don’t care if it ruins your fantasy to not drool piss directly on to the floor.
sexworkerproblems:

FINDING A TACTFUL SPOT TO PUT DOWN A RECENTLY USED SEX TOY MID-SESSION.

My sex-work specialty is ass play, usually strap-on but often fingering, fisting, and prostate milking are all on the menu. This usually means that once the guy has had enough in his ass and is ready to come (some can accomplish this while being fucked, some not), I need to climb off the table and try to take my strap-on off without getting any of the ass-juice on me. It is unglamorous, it is decidedly not sexy, but fuck you dude, deal with it. It’s you who didn’t come in with a ‘clean ass’ (and the ones who say they have almost never are). So  yeah, midsession you’re just going to have to deal with me gingerly unlocking my harness, rolling the condom off my piece, and then rolling the gloves inside-out and putting it all in the garbage where it will hopefully never touch a human being ever again.

Also, I will put a towel under you for strap-on play and a towel around you for a golden shower. You think you’re gonna lick it all up? You’re not. And that floor is carpet. I don’t care if it ruins your fantasy to not drool piss directly on to the floor.

sexworkerproblems:

FINDING A TACTFUL SPOT TO PUT DOWN A RECENTLY USED SEX TOY MID-SESSION.

(via m1nou)

Outside the Lincoln Centre. 

Outside the Lincoln Centre. 

The Best Time Someone Complimented My Nose

Boss, running in to restock the requisite lotion and papertowels: Is that your real nose?

Me: Yeah

Boss: Really? Huh. I would’ve sworn you paid for it.

Doing sex work has giving me a new respect for plastic surgery, one that my feminism is currently complicating and working through. In some sense, I respect any  guy or gal’s decision to help her make scrilla in the way she sees fit and move in the world in the way she feels comfortable. I respect someone’s right to plastic surgery for aesthetic purposes (and, let’s be real, aesthetic decisions exist in culture not in some classical vacuum of spiritual beauty) the same way I respect a transperson’s decision to have or not have surgery. Without equating the two, and without supporting the overall culture of batshit beauty standards and crazy gender binaries, I can recognize both decisions as being a choice that make economic and lived relations a lot easier and simpler in the sense of moving through the world, making a living, and as a form of self-validation and determination in a world that is pretty imperfect.

Crystal Jackson discussing the diversity of gender of sex workers in Las Vegas (and around the States). Of course, there are male, trans, and female workers and clients. What she doesn’t mention is that the payscale and services provided is often directly related to a service provider’s gender, race, and class. An escort working indoors can charge a lot more and negotiate prices easier than someone working the streets. I was discussing prices with a friend of mine, who is Pakistani and trans-female, and all she had to say was “I would have to do a lot more for a lot less than what you’re charging for a handjob.”

NYC sex worker, queer activist and performance artist, writer. fierce femme & pancake maker.